1: The American Dream of Architeuthis
Pop: 46,509 Mil

2: The Enlightened French Utopia of Chaource
Pop: 45,630 Mil

3: The Early French Chief of Sitting Bull
Pop: 45,415 Mil

4: The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog
Pop: 45,399 Mil

5: The Most Powerful Blackness of Kool Moe Dee
Pop: 45,254 Mil

6: The Self-Evident Truth of Benjamin Franklin
Pop: 45,105 Mil

7: The Peerless Dominating Force of The Early French
Pop: 44,974 Mil

8: The Hip Hop Pioneer of Cozmo D
Pop: 44,749 Mil

9: The 4 Calling Birds of 3 French Hens
Pop: 43,989 Mil

10: The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck
Pop: 43,920 Mil

11: The Awe-Inspiring Leadership of PresidentJacquesChirac
Pop: 43,853 Mil

12: The Mouse Licker of Galley Cat
Pop: 43,155 Mil

13: The Republic of Marquis de Lafayette
Pop: 43,095 Mil

14: The Esprit de Corps of Champagne-Ardenne
Pop: 43,003 Mil

15: The BS Detector of October Surprise
Pop: 42,599 Mil

16: The Silent Scream of Marcel Marceau
Pop: 42,594 Mil

17: The Thinness of The French Connection
Pop: 42,337 Mil

18: The Conglomerate of Corporate Infidels
Pop: 41,961 Mil

19: The Senior Media Correspondent of Stephen Colbert
Pop: 41,946 Mil

20: The Fortress of Strategic Defense
Pop: 41,818 Mil

21: The Journalistic Freedom of Radio France
Pop: 41,582 Mil

22: The Questionable Judgment of Pregnant Teenager
Pop: 41,286 Mil

23: The Terror of The French Poodle
Pop: 41,231 Mil

24: The Frenchitude of French-Stewart
Pop: 41,222 Mil

25: The French Fish of Le Fish
Pop: 41,037 Mil

26: The Flatness of Flat Stanley
Pop: 40,957 Mil

27: The Ubiquity of Ants Are Everywhere
Pop: 40,955 Mil

28: The Wootin Hootin Fig Newton of Rootin Tootin Putin
Pop: 40,782 Mil

29: The Black Kingdom of Harlem Heat
Pop: 40,681 Mil

30: The Big Easy of Chocolate New Orleans
Pop: 39,699 Mil

31: The Bitter Twang of Lemon Chicken
Pop: 39,177 Mil

32: The Inevitable Victory of The Insurgency
Pop: 39,162 Mil

33: The Unrestrained Bladder of Urinator Y
Pop: 38,888 Mil

34: The Dictatorship of Kim JongIl
Pop: 37,981 Mil

35: The Good Hood of Always Bet on Black
Pop: 37,372 Mil

36: The Condimental Superiority of French Dressing
Pop: 36,374 Mil

37: The Oppressed Peoples of The American Indian
Pop: 36,088 Mil

38: The Queendom of Fertile Myrtle
Pop: 35,531 Mil

39: The Ancient Chinese Secret of Wu Chin
Pop: 34,982 Mil

40: The United Socialist States of Lewd Clogs
Pop: 34,331 Mil

41: The Oppressed Peoples of Fareed zakaria
Pop: 32,007 Mil

42: The Gay Old Time of Doodle Bop
Pop: 30,667 Mil

43: The Regularity of Two Poops Magoo
Pop: 30,660 Mil

44: The Brilliant Plan of Drill Baby Drill
Pop: 30,344 Mil

45: The Carnivorous Beefitude of Certified Male
Pop: 29,802 Mil

46: The Colony of Gell-Bronx
Pop: 29,533 Mil

47: The Colony of Feynland Atlantic
Pop: 28,662 Mil

48: The Republic of Les-Etats-Unis
Pop: 28,619 Mil

49: The Colony of Space Cadet
Pop: 27,244 Mil

50: The All-American Whimsy of Orion Nebula
Pop: 27,212 Mil

51: The Keystone State of Pennsylvania
Pop: 27,120 Mil

52: The Oppressed Peoples of New Jersey
Pop: 27,112 Mil

53: The Kingdom of Tennessee
Pop: 26,978 Mil

54: The Democratic Republic of Minnesota
Pop: 26,918 Mil

55: The United Kingdom of A Black Man in the Smithsonian
Pop: 25,819 Mil

56: The Disputed Territories of Louisiana
Pop: 24,060 Mil

57: The Democratic Republic of Iowa
Pop: 24,020 Mil

58: The Commonwealth of Kentucky
Pop: 23,815 Mil

59: The Dominion of The Price of Tea in China
Pop: 23,810 Mil

60: The Reassuring notion of The sweet release of death
Pop: 23,054 Mil

61: The Bewildered Perplexity of Genderqueer
Pop: 23,013 Mil

62: The Colony of Poulet de Bresse
Pop: 22,877 Mil

63: The Boundless Vault of Batroc the Leaper
Pop: 21,737 Mil

64: The Freedom of The Press
Pop: 14,123 Mil

65: The United States of Hillary Clinton
Pop: 6,541 Mil

66: The Viceroyalty of Vile Island
Pop: 5,045 Mil

67: The Loving Couple of -Too ManyOptions-
Pop: 4,559 Mil

68: The United States of Cirria
Pop: 3,961 Mil

69: The State of South Carolina
Pop: 3,786 Mil

70: The Unincorporated Territory of US Virgin Islands
Pop: 3,744 Mil

71: The State of Vermont
Pop: 3,720 Mil

72: The State of Delaware
Pop: 3,618 Mil

73: The Republic of SSN55
Pop: 2,832 Mil

74: The Colony of Midway Islands
Pop: 2,161 Mil

75: The Rogue Nation of DSN68
Pop: 1,564 Mil

76: The Federal Republic of The Ent Aria
Pop: 1,360 Mil

77: The Federation of Johnson Atoll
Pop: 707 Mil

78: The Kingdom of Kissindra
Pop: 420 Mil

79: The United States of Nouvelle-Amerique
Pop: 294 Mil

80: The Republic of Maine State
Pop: 91 Mil